I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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