We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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