i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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