Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
it glows. i had to have it.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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