what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Can I color on your dick again?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
