We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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