their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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