.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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