I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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