her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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