Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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