Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize
