no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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