Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
