I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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