Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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