the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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