That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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