fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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