You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I touched a dick in church today
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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