you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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