dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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