you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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