i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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