Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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