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It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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