Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
its not stalking. its research.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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