sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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