He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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