I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
This baby is an asshole
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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