ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I intend to get homeless drunk
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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