The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Do you still have your period?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
there is glitter all over my balls
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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