i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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