brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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