guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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