Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I am naked and annoyed.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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