How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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