what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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