dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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