I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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