It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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