brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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