If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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