How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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