I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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