in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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