I must be too annoying 4 u.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He better not be in your backpack
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I love you.
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