If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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