This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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