Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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